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Car key stuck in the butt!

Thursday, January 14, 2010
Ok pls dont misunderstand. hahahahaha... Oppss. It's suppose to be the CAR's butt. Not mine =P

It was this morning when i sent my mum to work... She opened the car boot and took her things and WALA! She forgot to take the keys and directly went up her office. Me, meanwhile has a spare car key, drove off home. With another car key stuck in the butt. Oh ok sorry it's car boot. lol.

While i was driving alone syok syok, i seen some driver scrolled down their car window trying to say something to me. At 1st i thought was those "fan choong" (translation: illegal filipino zai) trying to hit on me (ok i get that always LOL), so i just ignored them. But after that i seen chinese guy, old woman, and even 11 yr old child calling on me. I was like "What the * ?!"

Finally i smelled something  fishy so i pun scroll down my window, see what they gonna say. (I was stil driving syok syok). "Your keys stuck on your backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!" A woman shouted. OKAY now i know what happened. OMG. Lol. I was speechless.

Thank you so much KK fellows. Else i wont know what to do if someone took it and duplicate it and track me down and come to steal my car (as if anyone wants to steal a lousy 7 yrs old proton wira lol). Oooh i love KK so much. Lol.

Hmmm... Speechlees... But i feel warmth deep down inside my heart. Oh i'm so touched! It's simply beautiful when u try to help someone you dont know, particularly strangers. Especially in this cold-blooded world where everyone only mind their own business. You know what. Even a small act you did can help people, without you realising it. So make changes today people!! Haha (i sounds like a politician)

Okla.. till we meet again next time =]


Love,
Felicia :*

TORTURA 2!! Finally!!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Okay... Now it's the time. Dang dang dang dang! Be ready to face the ultimate cruelness and craziness and heartless medieval torturous punishments!!! HELL ON EATRH!! Wanna try them on yourself someday? LOL. By the way there will be some picture/ drawings which you'll need your imaginations and own understandings. NOW let your imagination run WILD!!



 1. Metal cage used to captivate prisoner
Prisoner is hung naked outdoor, sunny or rain, not given food or water. He will spend his life in the cage, until death do them apart.

2. Wheel with hooks
Prisoner was tied to the edge of the wheel. When it spins, flesh of theprisoner is teared apart. Kinda like removing the scales of fishes. eww

3. Okay i dunno the name. But it's kinda like a whip. So just call it Scary Rotan. XD
Imagine how painful it is when ur flesh is beaten by this thing.

4. Chastity belt. Okay tis one is scary, for me lol
You know what. This is to prevent a girl/woman/wife to have sex with other men by hooking in the sharp blades into her vagina. This is CRUEL!!! Imagine yourselves wearing THAT!

5. Barrel with thorns pointing inwards
 
Men are squeezed inside. Without mercy. And let it rolled about. [Ok i know it's not clear. My lousy phone (sigh).] 

6. This is a model of a sufferer

7. This is to pull you until all your joints are dislocated.
 
Just like these:
 

8.  Now this is called The Virgin of Nuremberg
 
This sort of sarcophagus had a maiden face carved on its front door probably aimed at making this horrible container look more refined.
The sarcophagus was fitted with spikes on the inside that pierced different parts of the body but never transfixed vital organs in order to keep the victim alive, hanging upright.
The device would be opened both from the front and from the back side without the victim being able to get out. The container was so thick that no shriek could be heard from outside unless the doors were opened.
When the sarcophagus doors were shut back, the spikes penetrated the same parts of the body and into the same wounds as before, inflicting a long and cruel agony. 
(Okay i copied this on net lol. You guys know my english was not that good XD)

9.  Disembowlment.
 Wanna know how it worked? Well, victim's belly was slit, a part of the intestine washooked and attached to the rope, and the rest of the intestine were slowly rolled out. The victim usually was alive through the whole process.

10. Breasts are cut because she didnt wanna marry the King. Swt.
 
Well, this is not a tool. But we can see how scary it was living back in those years.

11. The Roman Guillotine.
This is the forebear of guillotine. Blunt edge of wood is used instead of sharp blade to cut off the convicts head, which rips the flesh and the vertebrae. Heads were knocked til skulls crushed and blood came flowing out like watermelon juice.

12. Weight
Added weight to prisoners... have various purposes and uses.

13. The Guillotine.
 I'm sure most of us seen this instrument before in movies. This instrument is use to behead unfortunates as far back as the 14th century.

14.  Inquisition Chairs
Chair 1:
A wooden seat covered with spikes with belts to tie victim down so that he becomes incapable of escape with the spikes piercing his flesh.

Chair 2: 
The two holes there, were for the legs. Victims were inverted. Blood flows into head. Looked kinda fun. Wanna try this out? lol.

Chair 3:
The lock looks so ancient lol.

15. The pendulum.
Dislocation. I dont wanna explain more. pictures are more than enof.  OUCH!

16. the Garrote. (this is for the neck hehe)
 
This sort of torture was used all over the world. The Spanish version was perfected for this instrument to be used for execution. It had an iron collar that had an iron on its rear which penetrated the cervical vertebrae in a way that the convict died both for asphyxiation and because the spinal cord was crushed.

17. Breast ripper!

OMFG!!!

18. The iron bull.
Victims were put inside the bull, and then the bull was heated. With FIRE. HELLO! That's INSANE!!

19. Judas Cradle
 
The victim, usually naked, was hoisted and lowered on to the point of the pyramid. The point was inserted into the anus, vagina or under the scrotum or coccyx. This torture device was mainly used to stretch the anus or vagina and also to induce pain.
Among the methods of torture included making victims fall repeatedly on to the sharp point or being rocked so that torturers could obtain vital information from them. This method is still used by a few governments and police forces in Latin America. HOLY S***

20. Head Crusher

The victim's chin is placed on the lower bar and the cap was forced down by the screw. The teeth would be the first to be crushed into its sockets, thus smashing the surrounding bone.
Nowadays, it is use for the purpose interrogation. the cap and chin rest are padded with soft material to leave no mark on the victim.

21. Knee Splitter

22. The Heretic's Fork

This instrument was made of two little forks, one set against the other and of which the points rammed into the flesh under the chin and over the chest.
A little collar supported the instrument to prevent any movement of the victim. The forks did not penetrate into vital points, prolonging suffering before death. Obviously, the victim's hands were tied behind his back.

23. Two thumbs Screw
It comes with a manual lol.

24. Water funnel?? lol

25. Finger and neck lock pipe

26. Branks
Many branks had iron mouth pieces that permanently mutilated the tongue with sharp spikes and blades. The victims, locked inti these masks, were staked out into the town square and treated roughly by the crowed.

27. This one is funny
I found this one funny.. haha. it's actually used to lock two ppl together, especially women who often fight with each other like cat and dog lol. They are forced to face each other every minutes now and then. LOL

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Okay you people are getting bored i know. Haha. Time to sign off! Tata~


XOXO
Felicia